Saving airmiles

It’s not uncommon to have the ability to fly in dreams. We’ve all done it, right? But last night I found myself being chased by people that wanted to steal my special powers, so they could fly, instead. The solution? I simply transferred my powers to a paper airplane, which I then locked it in a filing cabinet. Then it was stored safely, so I could just take it out when I wanted to use it!

HA! Take that, bad guys.